Storyline: After two weeks of talk and hype, the big game is finally here. Super Bowl 50 is upon us. There are plenty of story lines heading into this one. The Broncos come into this one as the underdogs but they sport a dominate defense and a quarterback in Peyton Manning who wants to win the Super Bowl in what might be his final game. The upstart Panthers are prohibited…
NFL At Large: Comparing the 2003 Panthers to the 2015 Panthers
Twelve years ago, the Carolina Panthers played in their first Super Bowl and lost a thrilling game to the New England. Some have called it the greatest Super Bowl of all time. I don’t know about that but it was a great game. Fast forward to 2016 and the Panthers are back in the bowl. There are a lot of similarities between the 2003 team and the 2015 team….
I’m Just Sayin: The NFL Opens New Doors to Women and Closes the Door for Others.
The NFL once again proved that they are a league that will do anything for good publicity. The league announced yesterday that the Rooney Rule will now apply to women and management positions. Great! Let the reverse discrimination begin. The Rooney Rule is the biggest farce in sports. It doesn’t guarantee minorities and women jobs. All it does is guarantees them an interview because they are minority and female. While…
Gronk Blows Out Snots and Babbles After Eating Hot Chicken Wings. (Video)
Yup….that’s Gronk being Gronk. He’ll do just about anything for a laugh. That includes eating really hot wings and blowing out snots because the wings are too hot.
Panthers Fans Seriously Need to Stop with the Videos. Its Getting Annoying! (Video)
ENOUGH PANTHERS FANS! We get it! You like your team. STOP with the cornball, bullshit hype videos! You can’t sing and you can’t rap. In fact, you can’t do anything! GO AWAY! NOW!
Image of the Day: Leave Up to the Dumb Cafucks in Canada to Screw Up a Super Bowl 50 Graphic.
Yup, our neighbors to the north once again proving that all they care about is booze and hockey. The graphics person who put this picture together was either an intern or shit-faced. I’m going with the shit-faced. This is why I don’t think Canadians or Mexicans for that matter should talk football. They don’t know their ass from their elbow! Stick to hockey and soccer!
Doc’s Daily Rants for February 4th 2016
Josh Norman toasted Hot Rod as if he were a receiver yesterday. 1. I’m cautiously buying the Celtics again. They could still go off the deep end and lose four or five in a row. I don’t trust them! 2. Either Rams GM Les Snead has lost his mind or owner Stan Kroenke is pushing for Peyton Manning. Either way, acquiring Manning this off season makes zero sense. The Rams…
I’m Just Sayin: The NHL Did the Right Thing Suspending Wideman.
The NHL did the right thing suspending Flames defenseman Dennis Wideman. You would have to be high to think he didn’t purposely cheap shot linesman Don Henderson. I know Wideman was hit pretty hard prior to cheapshotting Henderson but even if Wideman was woozy and out of it, there is no reason to cross check an official from behind. If you go back and watch the play, you’ll see…
How do People Not Recognize Jerry Rice? (Video)
Jerry Rice posing as a Lyft driver is hilarious but here’s my question. How did these people not recognize him? IT’S JERRY FREAKIN RICE! THE G.O.A.T! Did these people grow up in the hideout next to Bin Laden? Seriously. You’d have to be oblivious not to know it was Jerry Rice. Anyway, this is pretty funny.
Idiot of the Day: Broncos Safety Ryan Murphy
Here’s further proof that sex is the only thing most guys care about. What was Murphy thinking? YOU’RE AT THE SUPER BOWL YOU DOUCHE! I know he’s from nearby Oakland and he was hanging out with his brother but use some common sense man! If you’re visiting your brother and he tells you he wants to go out and get his noodle wet, go back to your team hotel. GET…