The dumbest day of the year is here. Red Sox truck day. I hate truck day because it is a harsh reminder that we live in a place that has a shitty climate this time of year. We have to sit here and freeze our asses off while the Red Sox are basking in the sunshine.

Am I excited that baseball is starting? Sure, but it still annoys me that people have to make a big deal out the stupid truck leaving for Fort Myers. Its as if the Red Sox are rubbing it in. They’ll be in warm weather for the next month and a half while we’re trying to figure how many times we’ll have to shovel our driveway!

Eventually however, the Red Sox will have to come back to Boston in April and when they do, it’ll be cold and dreary. I hope they enjoy Fort Myers because it won’t be long before they’re freezing their asses off sitting in that cold dugout. Only then, will they feel our pain. I’m just saying.