The Daily Script for May 18th 2016

Shanahan
Let it go Mike. Its been three years man.

1. Mike “Leatherface” Shanahan is at it again. This time he is accusing Redskins owner Dan Synder and former Redskins quarterback Robert Griffin III of conspiring to change the offense behind his back. Let it go Mike. You sound like an idiot. Enough already. Seriously. Its been three years now. You need to move on.

2. Apparently Zach Mettenberger was a popular player on the waiver wire yesterday before the Chargers claimed him. Mettenberger checks off all of the boxes physically but he’s inconsistent and immobile out of the pocket.

3. Steelers outside linebacker James Harrison has an issue with the NFL’s random drug testing policy. Gee, I wonder why?

4. Alabama offensive tackle Cam Robinson was the top offensive tackle in the 2017 draft class but after his arrest this past weekend, he’s putting on a clinic on how to screw yourself out of being a top ten pick. I’m glad he learned from watching Laremy Tunsil drop out of the top ten.

5. It’ll be interesting to see how the Nickanator handles the Cam Robinson situation. In theory, Robinson should either be suspended multiple games or kicked off the team. I don’t see either happening.

6. This Jed York, Tim Kawakami story is freakin hilarious! Here’s the only question I have regarding the whole story. What the hell did they order? How do you rack up a $2,100.00 bill for three people? Makes zero sense.

7. Carson Palmer recently said in an interview that he is addicted with getting to the Super Bowl. Yeah, O.K. Stop talking dude, seriously! Just shut up and play football.