Von Miller was in Cam Newton’s back pocket all night. -The D Stands for Dominate: So I guess that means in 9 months there is going to be a slew of babies named Peyton and Von born in the Denver area. In an ugly defensive game that looked less like the high-flying, pass-happy fantasy-obsessed NFL of today and more like the nasty bare-knuckle NFL of old, the Denver Broncos D…
NFL At Large: Marshawn Lynch is Not a Hall of Famer.
Marshawn Lynch AKA Beast Mode announced his retirement on Sunday night right after the Super Bowl. Immediately after his announcement, football pundits everywhere began to ponder whether or not Lynch was a hall of famer. Here, let me put an end to this conversation. NO! Lynch has posted some impressive numbers the past five years in Seattle including four seasons of over 1,200 yards rushing or more. In his ten…
Doc’s Daily Rants for February 10th 2016
Douchic was all smiles last night in a triumphant return to Boston. 1. The Bruins got absolutely destroyed by Milan Lucic and the Kings last night 9-2. It was a pathetic performance by a team that has played like shit at home this season. Now they embark on a six game roadie. Lets see if they can bounce back. 2. Avery Bradley went from the hero on Friday night against…
I’m Just Sayin: Yaaaay! The Dumbest Day of the Year is Here!
The dumbest day of the year is here. Red Sox truck day. I hate truck day because it is a harsh reminder that we live in a place that has a shitty climate this time of year. We have to sit here and freeze our asses off while the Red Sox are basking in the sunshine. Am I excited that baseball is starting? Sure, but it still annoys me that…
Trashed Kentucky Fan Dumped Young Women on the Stairs After He Trips and Falls. (Videos)
Ummmm, you guys pic.twitter.com/trKcExNTF0 — Trill Clinton (@rulenumber76) February 10, 2016 Here’s what happens when you mix alcohol and basketball. What the hell was this guy thinking? He’s clearly trashed and for what ever reason, he thinks its a good idea to pick up this young women and carry her around. Needless to say, it didn’t end well for either party.
NHL At Large: The Leafs Trading Dion Phaneuf Means That They’ll Sign Steven Stamkos.
The Toronto Maple Leafs finally traded defenseman Dion Phaneuf yesterday after two years of speculation that the veteran rearguard would be moved. Phaneuf was traded to the cash strapped Ottawa Senators in a nine player deal. On paper, Toronto got more talent in return but that wasn’t their goal. The goal was to clear cap space and they did that. By trading Phaneuf, the Leafs could now make a…
Contrarian Perspective: I’m Not Going to Get Sentimental About Milan Douchic.
Bruins fans will be feeling sentimental tonight with the return of old friend Milan Lucic. The Kings are in town tonight to battle the B’s in a pivotal cross conference showdown. Lucic will get a rousing standing ovation when he hits the ice but they’ll will be one guy who won’t be cheering. ME! As most know, I’m not a fan of Lucic. I think he’s supremely overrated and…
Cam Newton’s Post Game Press Conference Gets the Conan Treatment. (Video)
I love it. O’Brien is still pretty funny. I hate that he’s on TBS. He’s lost. He needs to be on network television again. All that being said, his opening monologue for the NFL Honors show wasn’t very funny but it had its moments. Here it is in case you missed it.
I Don’t Know Who Terry Crouppen is but I Like his Super Bowl Ad (Video)
Let me start off by saying that I am sure Terry Crouppen is probably some sleaze bag personal injury attorney. Despite that, I love the 30 second ad he took out on Sunday during the Super Bowl. In the ad, he attacks Stan Kroenke for moving the Rams from St. Louis to L.A. Good for him! Kroenke is a douche bag! He deserves to be attacked. No one in Denver…
The Super Bowl Babies Commercial is So Dumb!
What a dumb freakin commercial! It’s dumb for three reasons: 1. The NFL wasted time and money to accumulate data that shows that people of the winning Super Bowl teams are having sex after their team wins the game. 2. The lyrics don’t make sense. It’s incoherent jibberish! 3. Notice the Patriots weren’t in it? Either people up here don’t have sex after the Super Bowl or the league was…