The results of the NFL’s Wildcard weekend weren’t so much about the winners that advanced but the losers that imploded. In an almost unprecedented display of bumbling ineptitude, this past weekend’s Wildcard losers spun a tapestry of undisciplined nonsense as they choked, gagged and fumbled their way out of the 2016 postseason. It was full blown NFL amateur hour. Think Hindenburg, only worse. We’ve all seen playoff…
Patriots Pulse Blog: What the Hell Happened to Chandler Jones? (Sound)
Can someone explain to me what the hell happened to Chandler Jones on Sunday morning? I can’t for the life of me figure out this story. I was at the Foxboro Police station yesterday to pick up some paper work and I didn’t see any members of the media. You would have though they would have been there. Weird right? I have several questions. One: What the hell was he…
I’m Just Sayin: The NFL Once Again Proves Its All About the Money with the Relocation to Los Angeles.
Inspector Clouseau look a like Stan Kroenke got his way and moved the Rams back to L.A. NFL owners once again proved last night that the NFL is a business and if the opportunity presents itself to make more money, they are willing to just about do anything. That includes relocating a team for the sake of relocation. That is exactly what happened with the Rams yesterday. Unlike the Chargers…
Even the Fine Folks at Alabama Think Lane Kiffin is a Douch. (Video)
I can’t blame the buses for leaving Kiffin behind. He’s an obnoxious swoosh! The best part is, his kids were on the bus. Awesome. I feel bad for those poor kids. Their father is a douche bag who walks around with teenager headphones and acts like he invented the game of football. Those poor kids have no chance. Their father is a loser D-bag no one likes.
Image of the Day: Meet Bill Blackeyechick.
How does Bill Belichick get a black eye? Did he get into a fight? Was he jumped over the weekend? Did he walk into a door? No one seems to know how the legendary Patriots coach got the black eye but seeing him with a black eye is pretty funny. Especially when you consider that Belichick is nerdy looking. He might be a great coach but he looks like a…
Doc’s 6 Rants of the Day for January 12th 2016
There’s something likable about a goofy white guy named Dabo. 1. Alabama is really good. They have talent up the wazoo and Nick Saban is the best coach in football not named Belichick. Don’t worry Bama fans, Saban isn’t going anywhere. He’s in Tuscaloosa there for the long haul. Why would he leave football heaven? It makes zero sense. 2. I must admit, I was pulling for Clemson. There is…
NCAA Football: Alabama’s Win Last Night Was Not Just About the Players, it Was About Coaching as Well.
Nick Saban won his fifth national championship last night as a coach. It was his fourth title in the last seven years at Alabama. Saban has built a dynasty in Tuscaloosa but last night was proof that the dynasty that he has built is not strictly built on talent but coaching as well. Saban and his staff proved last night that they are the best coaches in college football. It’s…
NCAA Football: Championship Game Preview.
Storyline: It’s finally here! The national championship game pitting the Clemson Tigers versus the Alabama Crimson Tide. Both revolve around star players on offense but there is more to these two teams than Deshaun Watson and Derrick Henry. They are both diverse offensively and both can make big plays in the passing game. While people will be talking about the offenses, it’s the defenses that will determine who wins…
Fine! I’ll be That Guy. This Pats Video is not That Funny. (Video)
I’ll be that guy. I’ll be the jerk who doesn’t think this video is funny. I find these types of Patriots fans obnoxious. I’ve never thought Fitzy was funny and Jerry Thornton knows about football as I know about knitting. Don’t get me wrong. I give these guys credit. They are unabashed ball washing homers. Good for them. I wonder if they’ll love the Pats the way they do now…
Idiot of the Day: Donald Trump (2-Time IOTD)
Trump is annoying enough as it is and now he’s talking about the NFL. Can’t he stick to one thing? Its bad enough he doesn’t know politics, now he’s talking football. Another topic that he has no idea about. Someone needs to tell this over cooked, rich sack of dog crap to shut his mouth and focus on screwing people over in real estate industry. We dodn’t need him as…