How does Bill Belichick get a black eye? Did he get into a fight? Was he jumped over the weekend? Did he walk into a door? No one seems to know how the legendary Patriots coach got the black eye but seeing him with a black eye is pretty funny. Especially when you consider that Belichick is nerdy looking. He might be a great coach but he looks like a dweeb. Now he looks like a dweeb who got beat up and had his lunch money stolen.